Patriots Release Brandon Spikes After He Hit A Deer/A Family This Weekend

Day 1 of Harvard Law: when you hit a family just pull over and leave your Mercedes in the median, absolutely no one will notice it. Day 2 of Harvard Law: when your Mercedes in the median is eventually seen, just say it’s all fucked up because you hit a deer, absolutely no one will think that’s a lie and the family you hit will not report it. Day 3 of Harvard Law: the family you hit reports it and you get cut by the Patriots.

Love how quickly the Pats cut him though. I don’t even think he got a locker. You’re not good enough to be hit and running, Brandon.